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Husband was chilling on the couch watching a football game,
his wife comes down the hall from the bedroom and says
‘honey, that light in the hall has been
blinking for 3 weeks, can you please fix it?” He says, “do you see GE written on my forehead?
No I'm not fixing the light,
I'm watching the football game!”A few minutes later, shes says
“honey, the handle on the fridge door is
loose, can you fix it please?” He says, “do you see Maytag written on my
forehead? No I'm not fixing the fridge,
I'm watching the football game!”Only a few more minutes has passed when
she comes in from outside and says “honey, one of the steps on the front
porch is broken, can you please fix it?”
He says, “do you see Bob the Builder written on
my forehead? No,
I'm not fixing the steps, in fact I'm going to go
the the bar so I can watch the football game without having
to listen to you riding my buttock
about fixing stuff.”So he goes to the bar, watches the game
and heads on home, when he walks up to the front porch, he
noticed the step is fixed, went inside and he noticed the
light in the hall wasn't blinking, went to the fridge to
grab a beer and sees the fridge door is fixed. About that time his wife walks in the
kitchen with a big ol smile on her face, he says,
“I noticed all the stuff is fixed, how did you do it?”Shesaid “well, when you left, I was sitting on
the porch crying and a young man walking by noticed and
asked if he could help, I told him about all the repairs and
he said, thats no problem, I can fix all that and all I ask
for payment is, you bake me a pie, or we have
sex.”The
husband said, “what kind of pie did you bake
him?”She said, “do you see Sarah Lee Written on my
forehead?”
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"To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." ~ Theodore Roosevelt
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