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rsterne
 Post subject: GUTS vs BALLS
PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 10:50 am 
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Shamelessly stolen from another Forum....

There is a medical distinction between "Guts" and "Balls".
We've heard colleagues referring to people with "Guts", or with "Balls".
Do they, however, know the difference between them?
Here's the official distinction; straight from the British Medical
Journal: Volume 323; page 295.

GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met
by your wife with a broom,
and having the "Guts" to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying
somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of
perfume and beer,
lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the
"Balls" to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I trust this clears up any confusion.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.

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 Post subject: Re: GUTS vs BALLS
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LMAO

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LOL - yer next, chubby - hahahahahahaha! BOOM!

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Daryl wrote:
LOL - yer next, chubby - hahahahahahaha! BOOM!

"Yer next, chubby"
I have a feeling that will be the words on the husband's tombstone.
:lol:

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Yup, fatal for sure.... :mrgreen:

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chubby! yea i'll have to try that one!!!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :supz:

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