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 Post subject: The Difference
PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 11:37 pm 
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To those of you who are nit-pickers about the Meaning of words:

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know
the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:


GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being Met by
your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, Smelling of
perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and Slapping your wife on
the butt and having the Balls to say, You're next, Chubby.


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

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 Post subject: Re: The Difference
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You ever snicker when reading something and then your significant other asks what you were laughing about? Well I read this to her this morning before work...

Apparently it's not as funny as I thought it was. LOL.

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 Post subject: Re: The Difference
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Yellowbeard wrote:
You ever snicker when reading something and then your significant other asks what you were laughing about? Well I read this to her this morning before work...

Apparently it's not as funny as I thought it was. LOL.


Remarkably Sean, my missus was of the same mind as yours.

DaveD :D

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 Post subject: Re: The Difference
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My wife said, "that's not funny" and I replied, "yes it is"......I don't know if that's guts or balls, but they both shrunk when I got "the look".

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 Post subject: Re: The Difference
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Handyguy wrote:
My wife said, "that's not funny" and I replied, "yes it is"......I don't know if that's guts or balls, but they both shrunk when I got "the look".

lol...that's just as good as the joke.... :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: The Difference
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This is what an old fellow told me. When a guy comes home after a night with the boys, he should announce upon entry in a loud, booming voice "Hi Honey! Your lover boy is home!" Nine times out of ten she'll pretend to remain asleep.


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 Post subject: Re: The Difference
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Penage Guy wrote:
This is what an old fellow told me. When a guy comes home after a night with the boys, he should announce upon entry in a loud, booming voice "Hi Honey! Your lover boy is home!" Nine times out of ten she'll pretend to remain asleep.


YUP!

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