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PostPosted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 6:31 pm 
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Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner. Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going"?
Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad. How's your golf"? Woods replies, "I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that going right now.
"Stevie says, "I always find that when my golf swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it."
Tiger says, "You play golf"?
Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."
Woods says, "But you're blind!
Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball toward him.
But how do you putt"? asks Woods.
"Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball toward his voice."
Woods, incredulous, says, "We've got to play sometime."
Wonder replies, "Well, I only play for money, and never for less than $10,000 a hole."
Woods thinks it over and says, "Okay, I'm all for that. When would you like to play"?
Stevie says, "Pick a night."

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Nice.

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