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pete
 Post subject: the silent fart.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2017 6:22 am 
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an elderly couple were attending church services - about halfway through - the woman leans over and says to her husband- "i just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do." he replies-"put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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balan
 Post subject: Re: the silent fart.
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That was very funny because many of us have been there, done that.


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EdLena
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Nice one!!
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megiddo65
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:lol: :lol:

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Me and my lady :lol: for half an hour. That's a very good one.... 8)

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Nice!

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