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It's good to be a guy because:

1. Your a$$ is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's a$$ if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work ... more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
18. Your pals can be trusted never to ask you, "So, notice anything different?"
19. One mood, ALL the damn time.
20. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
21. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
22. You can open all your own jars.
23. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
24. You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
25. You can leave the motel bed unmade.
26. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
27. If someone forgets to invite you to something, you can still be friends.
28. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
29. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
30. Everything on your face stays its original color.
31. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
32. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
33. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
34. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
35. No maxi-pads.
36. You don't mooch off other's desserts.
37. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
38. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
39. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
40. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
41. You almost never have strap problems in public
42. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
43. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
44. You don't have to shave below your neck.
45. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
46. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
47. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
48. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
49. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
50. The world is your urinal.

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A mask is not a political statement. It is an IQ test.

YUP - some people (women) just don't realize how important the last one is.

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Daryl

Another one is, your part in procreation, is the fun part. Thank for posting that. So true.

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If I had only one wish, it would be to be able to "unsay" things.

Men are even better at being women then women are; 2015 woman of the year was a man!

(take that 3rd wave feminist's)

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"It's just a springer..."

Was that Bruce (Caitland) Jenner, or Caitland (Bruce) Jenner?
LOL

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Daryl

Heh, for some reason I thought the word above was 'procrastination' and had to read it 3x. Maybe because as a guy I procrastinate. It's expected from guys. Some may even say it can be charming or a part of a guy's character. But when a woman does it, well, it doesn't look good at all. So chuck that up as another one for the boys.

Edit: extra points to lleader for posting this on the International Day of Women (whatever that means)

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No, no, it was bigger than that! It looked like a weird monkey-dog thing!
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I don't know, when I heard about it I couldn't handle the stupidity of it all, so I smashed my head into a wall and woke up a few hours later...

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"It's just a springer..."

Some guys are Feminists. Justin says he's a Feminist.

https://www.facebook.com/MattWalshBlog/ ... 146334224/

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Daryl

Modern (3rd wave) feminism is a joke, which is why just over 90% of women agree with equality of the sex's and less than 15% identify as being a feminist...Although the 3rd wavers do bring up really important issues; 2wk maternity leave is sexist, having a man on the light up crosswalk signs is discriminatory towards women and abortions should be fully funded by tax dollars = very serious problems


Also; I think Justin just supports every group he can in hopes that people forget he is slowly ruining our country and burying us in debt...But hey, why focus on the negative right? he is young, cool, edgy and has great hair...

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"It's just a springer..."

Ezra says he's cute.

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Daryl

Oh, so politically correct (as in accurate). But please don't respond because that would be politically incorrect.



No, seriously. Don't.

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Daryl