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MacG
PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:37 pm 
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With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No" said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile unbuttoned top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky push up bra and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No I haven't" he said, an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now" she said "Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No way" he said becoming even more aroused and excited to which she replied: "Go look in the garage."

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:lol: !

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Good one!!

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You have no idea how much hard my women laught on that one, OMG.... It's a 5 star joke... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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wait is that what she meant o crap my car! :shock: lmao
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A good one is always worth repeating. viewtopic.php?f=31&t=58383&view=previous
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