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Daryl

Post subject: The Lawyer

Posted: Mon May 22, 2017 11:56 am

Joined: Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:35 pm
Posts: 11351
Location: P.G. B.C.

Subject: Something to Ponder

A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home, but he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.

When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him

because they felt that the children would destroy the place.

He couldn't say he had no children, because he couldn't lie -- we all know lawyers cannot and do not lie.

So he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.

He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.

He loved one of the homes and the price was right -- the agent asked:

"How many children do you have?

He answered: "Twelve."

The agent asked "Where are the others?"

The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look answered "They're in the cemetery with their mother."

MORAL: It's not necessary to lie, one only needs to choose the right words...

and don't forget, most politicians are, unfortunately, lawyers.

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BunsHostill

Post subject: Re: The Lawyer

Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:49 am

Joined: Thu Aug 03, 2017 4:03 am
Posts: 17
Location: Tampa, Florida

Hahaha! Lawyers and politicians, they always find their loopholes, don't they? :lol:

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