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 Post subject: How Adam got Eve
PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2017 12:03 pm 
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How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless


Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely..

So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.


God said that He was going to make Adam a companion

and that it would be a woman.



He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you.'

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.

She will praise you !

She will bear your children

and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.'



Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'


'An arm and a leg.'



Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib ?

Of course the rest is history..... ! !








Send to all the men who need a good laugh



and the women you think can handle it.

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 Post subject: Re: How Adam got Eve
PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2017 10:37 pm 
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My wife got a good laugh out of this one! Me too, lol

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 Post subject: Re: How Adam got Eve
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ha- that one was a real good rib tickler.


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 Post subject: Re: How Adam got Eve
PostPosted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:14 am 
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Hahaha! That's why you can never go cheap, ever! :lol:


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