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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:44 am 
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A cop pulled me over and asked,

“Your eyes are red, have you been drinking?”





I replied,

“Your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?"





We laughed and laughed............. I need bail money!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:35 am 
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"You know why I pulled you over ?".
"You thought I might have some donuts in here"

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:52 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:31 pm 
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paddyfritz wrote:
"You know why I pulled you over ?".
"You thought I might have some donuts in here"


Just don't answer "because you only have a college education", they don't like that.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 5:26 pm 
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A Cop Pulled Me Over And Said, "Papers..."...I Said, "Scissors, I Win!"..And Drove Off...

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 6:56 pm 
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Castle02 wrote:
A Cop Pulled Me Over And Said, "Papers..."...I Said, "Scissors, I Win!"..And Drove Off...

Rich



hahahhahaha - papers? still funny, though.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 10:36 pm 
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Guy is driving late a night on a country road and comes to a 4 way stop and slows but rolls through...sure enough the lights come and over to the side they go.

Do you know why I pulled you over?

No sir

You didn't stop black there

Well I slowed down...same thing really...

please step out of the car sir

Then the officer start whacking him with his baton...whack..whack..whack

Gods sakes stop hitting me!!!

Now do you want me to stop or to slow down...same thing really.....

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:04 pm 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:30 pm 
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Castle02 wrote:
A Cop Pulled Me Over And Said, "Papers..."...I Said, "Scissors, I Win!"..And Drove Off...

Rich


Hahaha! I didn't even expect that. That's a nice one, Castle02! :mrgreen:


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