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 Post subject: Getting Old, Eh!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:58 pm 
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" LIFE ISN'T FAIR, BUT IT'S STILL GOOD EH? "





* I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

* Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their
fathers.

* You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common
sense leaving your body.

* I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

* I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”.
I feel so much better saying “I went to the Jim this morning.”

* When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup,
it feels like a small vacation.

* The biggest lie I tell myself is: "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

* I don't have gray hair! I have ‘wisdom highlights’; I'm just very wise.

* If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.

* Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

* Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone
I can't understand anyway?

* Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.

* At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in
there for.

* Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager (Senior teenager). I have everything
that I wanted as a teenager, only 55 years later:

ü I don’t have to go to school or work
ü I get an allowance every month
ü I have my own pad
ü I don’t have a curfew
ü I have a driver’s license and my own car
ü The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant
ü And I don’t have acne.

LIFE IS GREAT!

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
Now, I’m wondering…did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?

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"a rifle without hammers, is like a Spaniel without ears" Edward VII

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Daryl

Air Force Condor .25
Air Force Talon .177
Brocock Concept .22 Walnut
Weihrauch HW97 KT TH .177
Weihrauch HW98 .22


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 Post subject: Re: Getting Old, Eh!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:23 pm 
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This is sooooo true - thank you Daryl for sharing, you just made my day - LOL.


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 Post subject: Re: Getting Old, Eh!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:28 pm 
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Hahaha! This was a good one. Thanks for sharing, friend. :mrgreen:


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