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Post subject: No cents

Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2023 10:52 pm

Joined: Sat Jul 11, 2020 5:36 pm
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Location: Chilliwack, BC

This guy is relaxing on a park bench and feeding the pigeons when a man stops and exclaims, “sir, how come you have a giant watermelon head!?”

The guy says, “oh, this, yeah. Interesting story. I was in a junk store and happened to rub an old lamp. A genie popped out and said. ‘for freeing me from the lamp I will grant you three wishes. But I’m warning you that I don’t spell so good.’ “

“Well, the thing about not being a good speller was odd so I thought it must be some kind of joke. I decided to test him by asking for something really specific. “Okay, Genie, I wish for two hundred thirty seven million, four hundred ninety one thousand, six hundred forty two dollars and no cents.”

“And what do you know! POOF! There was all that money sitting in a pile on the table! Then the next thing I knew, I was wishing to have a giant watermelon for a head.”

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