Airgunner version of "I have to do my nails!"

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Airgunner version of "I have to do my nails!"

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iratecaller

Post subject: Airgunner version of "I have to do my nails!"

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 1:42 pm

Joined: Thu Aug 10, 2023 8:08 pm
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We all know "I have to do my nails" is a way to get out of a date.

Here's the airgunner version:

Her/Him: "Watcha doin tonight baby?"

Airgunner: "Busy night sorry, I have to get the pellets out of my duct seal."

Womp womp!!!

Sigh .. for those that don't get it, duct seal is used as a backstop with airguns, it's like a play-doh. It just absorbs the pellets. No ricochets.

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YepYep

Post subject: Re: Airgunner version of "I have to do my nails!"

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 5:11 pm

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Just keep shooting it, and try to spread your POI little and little around... And sooner or later, you can just get a whole big pile of lead out and then you patch a piece of duct seal back to the hole.... Jon done!

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Daryl

Post subject: Re: Airgunner version of "I have to do my nails!"

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2024 3:22 pm

Joined: Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:35 pm
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Cool YepYep. I wondered if that would work. I guess it does.

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Dukemeister

Post subject: Re: Airgunner version of "I have to do my nails!"

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2024 4:29 pm

Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:17 pm
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Location: Kingston, ON

Never head "do my nails.", but I have heard "wash my hair" must be a generational thing.

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Daryl

Post subject: Re: Airgunner version of "I have to do my nails!"

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2024 6:24 pm

Joined: Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:35 pm
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I resemble that remark, Duke.

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