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rocker45

Post subject: lost wife in Wal-Mart

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:05 pm

Joined: Sun Dec 19, 2010 7:21 pm
Posts: 1336
Location: Didsbury,Alberta,Canada

Two guys - one old and one young are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
When they collide , the old guy says to the young guy " sorry about that . I am looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going "
The young guy says " thats okay , its a coincidence , I am looking for my wife too.
I can't find her and I am getting alittle desperate"
The old guy says "Well - maybe I can help you find her , what does she look like "
The young guy says " Well , she is 27 years old , tall with red hair , blue eye's , is buxom , wearing no bra , long legs and is wearing short shorts . What does your wife look like "
To which the old guy replies " Doesn't matter - lets look for yours "

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Dukemeister

Post subject: Re: lost wife in Wal-Mart

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:17 pm

Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:17 pm
Posts: 3924
Location: Kingston, ON

I'd be willing to skip the gun aisle and help look too.

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