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 Post subject: Old Lady
PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:10 am 
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Location: Surrey B.C.
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two
large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was
ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am,
there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better
go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."
Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money?
You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is
right next to the Golf course. On Golf days, a lot of Golfers
come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my
flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the
flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?
So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real
quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his
thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say,
'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing.
"OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

 Post subject: Re: Old Lady
PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:52 pm 

Joined: Sun May 02, 2010 7:47 pm
Posts: 420
yup, thats why i stick to fishing and shooting, no golf for me

I don't care what anyone says, a bullpup crossbow is a BAD idea!

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