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 Post subject: Funny Story
PostPosted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:19 pm 
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My Buddy sent me this. I like it.

Dave


UKRAINIAN BLONDE


An attractive blonde from Kiev arrived at the casino and bet

twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm

'completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,

'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES,

YES, I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes

and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'


MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Ukrainians are stupid..

Not all blondes are dumb,

But all men are men.

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