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Rolf

Post subject: smaller, not forgotten

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:39 am

Joined: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:11 am
Posts: 567
Location: Lake Simcoe Ontario,Canada

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on it`s own accord,
from my trousers it would spring.
But now I`ve got a full time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang it`s little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!

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