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THE TOILET SEAT




Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the

seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was

out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she

returned.



She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting

in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she

realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet

seat. About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.



They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in

desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet

around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room.



The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free

her (Try to get a mental picture of this.). Lucy tried to lighten the

embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never

seen anything like this before." The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've

seen lots of them. I just never saw one mounted and framed."

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