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Cadeau

Post subject: How to clean a toilet

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:02 am

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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

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airgunfun

Post subject: Re: How to clean a toilet

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:19 am

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scruffie

Post subject: Re: How to clean a toilet

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:50 am

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Better hope that under500fps doesn't see your post. :shock:

Come to think of it though? Not to sure if that well fed pampered family member of Rene's would even fit into the bowl.

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Canadian Plinker

Post subject: Re: How to clean a toilet

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:18 pm

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LOL, I enjoyed that :lol:

Thanks for posting!

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under500fps

Post subject: Re: How to clean a toilet

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:30 pm

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scruffie wrote:

Better hope that under500fps doesn't see your post. :shock:

Come to think of it though? Not to sure if that well fed pampered family member of Rene's would even fit into the bowl.

Maggie Muggins said "You are not putting me in that small bowl" . :axe:

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Post subject: Re: How to clean a toilet

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:45 pm

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