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blade57

Post subject: Olympic Condoms

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:34 am

Joined: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:22 pm
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Location: Stavely, Alberta

Husband says to wife,
"My Olympic condoms have arrived.
I think I'll go for Gold tonight."
Wife says,
"Why not wear Silver and
come second for a change."

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SureShot

Post subject: Re: Olympic Condoms

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:37 am

Joined: Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:29 pm
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Location: New Brunswick

Do you realize just how many condoms they have supplied the villagers at the Olympic Village? A lot of them :ANAL:

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DocGadget

Post subject: Re: Olympic Condoms

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:01 am

Joined: Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:53 am
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Location: Montreal

SureShot wrote:

Do you realize just how many condoms they have supplied the villagers at the Olympic Village? A lot of them :ANAL:

So much for the "no sex before a competition" myth huh.

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poil27

Post subject: Re: Olympic Condoms

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:10 am

Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:44 pm
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DocGadget wrote:

SureShot wrote:

Do you realize just how many condoms they have supplied the villagers at the Olympic Village? A lot of them :ANAL:

So much for the "no sex before a competition" myth huh.

it actualy help you get in the "zone"

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SureShot

Post subject: Re: Olympic Condoms

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:18 am

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Location: New Brunswick

poil27 wrote:

it actually help you get in the "zone"

I thought sex was "the zone"? :wink:

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DocGadget

Post subject: Re: Olympic Condoms

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:04 pm

Joined: Sat Nov 06, 2010 8:53 am
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Location: Montreal

So should they call it the sex olympics or the olympics of sex?

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