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 Post subject: Bear spray for blonds
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:19 pm 
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This blond is at a camp in the Yukon and has been instructed that if she leaves camp she must take a can of bear spray and never go alone. So she and a girl friend decide to go for a nice walk and they pick up a can of bear spray each. As the blond is leaving she askes her hunsband "how much of this spray do I need to put on?"
This is hillarious, but it is a true story, not a created joke.
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pogo
PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:32 am 
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Imagine if you ask here to cock your gun ahah hope it translate good in english !

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redlock
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This is a true story and I know the people involved. I wouldn't want to be within 5 miles of this person if she had a loaded gun. She's a lovely lady but much more comfortable talking with the ambassador of so in so than looking at a grisly in the woods. She is every bit the city lady.
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jgoodz420
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wow...that would hurt :shock: :ANAL:

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Chewy
 Post subject: Bear spray for blonds
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Omg she thought it was like mosquito spray?! Roflmao!!

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blade57
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It is said that "Truth is stranger than fiction".

Sometimes truth can be truely scarey :shock:

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