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Papa Smurf

Post subject: The Beginning

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 1:07 pm

Joined: Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:57 pm
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Location: North Western Pa. USA

In the beginning God came down from heaven and said to the Romans I have a commandment for you . The Romans asked what is it . God said thou shall not commit adultery . The Romans said we don't want it , it will ruin our week ends and all the parties . So God went to the Greeks and said I have a commandment for you . The Greeks said what is it . God said thou shall not steal . The Greeks said we don't want it , it will ruin our economy , we steal and deal for a living. So God looked all over the world till He saw a group of people wandering in the desert . He went down and said to the man leading them "hello I am God " . And the man said "hello I a m Moses". God said I have a commandment for you , and Moses said , how much is it ? God said its free . Moses said "I'll take ten ".

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megiddo65

Post subject: Re: The Beginning

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 5:23 pm

Joined: Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:21 am
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Location: Toronto, Ontario

Good one!

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