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 Post subject: Quick Sex
PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 9:45 am 
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Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office, but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.'
The girl looked at him and then said, 'NO.'

Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.

She called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'

She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend's call.

Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened?'

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!'

Management lesson:

Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

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 Post subject: Re: Quick Sex
PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 1:19 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Quick Sex
PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 5:05 pm 
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8) :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Quick Sex
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 Post subject: Re: Quick Sex
PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 8:52 pm 
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Chalk one up for good ole Eddie!! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Quick Sex
PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 9:50 pm 
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Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are just glad to see me?

Good one thanks.

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 Post subject: Re: Quick Sex
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Eddie definitely got his money's worth.

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 Post subject: Re: Quick Sex
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You should date first !


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 Post subject: Re: Quick Sex
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and now you know why they used to call him "Fast Eddie".... :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Quick Sex
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Reminds me to go to the bank for some changes~ [emoji38]

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 Post subject: Re: Quick Sex
PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 6:06 pm 
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"Eddie, are you kidding!"

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Gotta share this one with my coworkers!

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