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timmytree
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 7:50 am 
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Monica Lewinsky.


She said anything to do with the Clintons would leave a bad taste in the mouth.
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Spot on...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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DDtank
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That's excellent, timmytree!

Did you know that the whole Clinton/Lewinsky situation was a complete misunderstanding though? It was all because she doesn't hear too well.

What actually happened was this:

Bill was working late one night and called down to the kitchen for something to eat. The chef was just on his way out and really couldn't be bothered with firing up the oven again so he poked about in the bin and found an old pork chop he had thrown away earlier in the day. Anyway, he cleaned it off and sent it upstairs to Bill. He thought it tasted a bit funny but was so hungry he ate it anyway...

Half hour or so later and it really wasn't sitting well. He started getting stomach cramps and came over all feverish as the food poisoning took hold. He undid his trousers (pants on this side of the pond) to try and make it a bit more comfortable and was sitting there moaning and groaning. He was just about to pass out when Monica came in and found him like this, "Is there anything I can do Mr President?" she asked with concern. "Yes" he whispered, "Sack my cook...".
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Good ones!!! :lol: :lol:

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