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 Post subject: Court Humour
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2018 9:32 pm 
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A police officer was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility ...

Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeingthe scene?'

A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?'

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a roomwhere you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

A: 'Yes, sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A: 'Yes, sir.'

Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'

A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'


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 Post subject: Re: Court Humour
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2018 10:32 pm 
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LOL

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 Post subject: Re: Court Humour
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Excellent.

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 Post subject: Re: Court Humour
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2018 8:57 am 
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A good template for the official answers to the questions ~ lol

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