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Post subject: The way it works

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:26 pm

Joined: Sat Sep 19, 2015 9:29 am
Posts: 305
Location: King Twp ON

I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."

HE SAID, "NO."

I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER."

HE SAID, "YES."

I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON."

BILL GATES SAID,"NO."

I TOLD BILL GATES,"MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK."

BILL GATES SAID, "OK."

I CALLED THE PRESIDENTOF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE CEO.

HE SAID, "NO."

I TOLD HIM, "MY SONI S BILL GATES' SON-IN-LAW."

HE SAID, "OK."

AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW POLITICS WORKS.

And thus began the practice of hiring dumb a**es to work in influential positions of government.
The practice is unbroken to this date.

If I had a dollar for every girl who did not find me attractive, they would begin to
find me attractive.

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Geoff - CAFTA Governor

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