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EdLena

Post subject: Another big mouthed parrot.

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:01 am

Joined: Mon Aug 24, 2015 4:56 pm
Posts: 489
Location: SW Ontario

MacG's joke reminded me of this old one.

A mother and her two daughters went in a pet store to buy a parrot but they were too expensive. The owner let them know he had one on sale but it had a foul mouth after living in a brothel for so many years. They went to say hi to the parrot and it replied "hello madame and hos". They got a kick out of that and immediately bought it.
The woman couldn't wait until her husband saw it so she and the parrot waited in the entrance knowing he'd be home soon.
As soon as the man walked in the parrot yelled out "Hello George".

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megiddo65

Post subject: Re: Another big mouthed parrot.

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:58 am

Joined: Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:21 am
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Location: Toronto, Ontario

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Post subject: Re: Another big mouthed parrot.

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 5:50 pm

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