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 Post subject: Train hits a bus...
PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:16 pm 
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A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.

They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter.

St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a penis?"

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched one with the tip of my finger..."

St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the Pearly Gates."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever had contact with a penis?"

The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."

St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the Pearly Gate."

All of a sudden there was a lot of commotion in the line of girls,,,

One girl is desperately pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa..! What seems to be the rush?"

Lisa replies,

"Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her Arse in it"..


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Yikes

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 Post subject: Re: Train hits a bus...
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Daryl wrote:
Yikes

Daryl watch your language, kids read these posts!

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