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 Post subject: Husband wanted.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 3:15 am 
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“Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.”

The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” the widow asked: “Just look at you — you have no legs!”

The old gent smiled: “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”

“You don’t have any arms either!” she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled: “Therefore, I can never beat you!”

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: “Are you still good in bed?”

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”


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 Post subject: Re: Husband wanted.
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 Post subject: Re: Husband wanted.
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[emoji38] maybe using the tongue?!

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 Post subject: Re: Husband wanted.
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YepYep wrote:
maybe using the tongue?!

That would probably still qualify him for the position... :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Husband wanted.
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May the force be with you......

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