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Daryl
 Post subject: Little Johnny
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 12:44 pm 
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Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.

Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from

the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the

baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a

talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so

much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or

even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his

life when they came back home.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said,

'What a beautiful baby.'

The mother said, 'Why, Thank you Johnnie.

Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful

little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.

Can he see alright?'

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor

said he will have 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie, 'coz he'd be screwed if
he needed glasses....'

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 Post subject: Re: Little Johnny
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2019 12:51 pm 
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This is smart kid Jonny ~ :axe:

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That One Really Got Me!
Laughed out Loud
(maybe the SSSkunk?)

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Kid's are getting smarter and smarter, They say, I'm not sure of this affirmation... :?

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Or, for the really old members, what Art Linklater said. :wink:
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Murray, yes, they do! :wink:

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