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 Post subject: The Divorce
PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2019 2:28 pm 
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The Divorce

A man in Ireland calls his son in London a few days before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her."

Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell, they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls Ireland immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.



The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Done! They're coming for Christmas -- and they're paying their own way.”

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 Post subject: Re: The Divorce
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 Post subject: Re: The Divorce
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That is a good one. :twisted:

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Nice father, mother, brother and sister ~ [emoji38]

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:shock: Did not see that one coming... 8)

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Exxxxxcellent! :lol:


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