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 Post subject: That Second Opinion
PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2019 5:51 pm 
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"Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my
bed at night."
So I went to a shrink and told him: "I've got problems.
Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared.
I think I'm going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink.
"Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid
of those fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it," I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you
come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00..
A bartender cured me for $20.00. I was so happy to have saved all
that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck."
"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude he said, "And how, may I ask,
did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now."

It's always better to get a second opinion.


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 Post subject: Re: That Second Opinion
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 Post subject: Re: That Second Opinion
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LOL - didn't see that coming.

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 Post subject: Re: That Second Opinion
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[emoji38] that's true ~

I heard a true story.

In a soap manufacture plant, they got a really annoying but important issue... The packing machine makes mistakes to not putting soap in the package boxes from time to time.... And you can't tell which box contains a soap inside and which does not....

They looked for a solution for a long time, included using very high tech X-Ray or high sensitive weighting equipments, robot arms and other solutions... None is prefect and cost as high as the sky.....

But finally a machine line operator gave the boss a very good solution which cost as low as nothing to solve the problem.... Put a big fan near the transition belt.... The empty boxes were all blowed away and the filled boxes go into next step as they should do....

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 Post subject: Re: That Second Opinion
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Yep Yep- that reminds me of a joke.


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 Post subject: Re: Second Opinion
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MacG- that reminds me of a joke.

patient goes back to doctor for test results after stomach issues...

doc: 'brace yourself, you have stomach cancer.'
patient: (stunned, sits quiet for a bit) "Doc, i'd like a second opinion"
doc: 'fair enough... you have an ulcer.'


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