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PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:13 am 
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A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food.
She picked up three cans and took them to the checkout counter.
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot
sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot
of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management
wants roof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."


The little old lady went home,
picked up her cat and brought it back to the store.
They sold her the cat food.

The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food.
Again,the cashier said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot
sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog.

A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the
management wants proof that you are buying
the dog food for your dog."
So she went home and brought in her
dog.She then was able to buy the dog food.

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.
The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her
finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you
might have a snake in there."
The little old lady assured her that
there was nothing
in the box that would harm her.
So the cashier put her finger into the
box and quickly pulled it out.
She said to the little old lady, "That
smells like poop."

The little old lady said,"It
is. I want to buy a roll of toilet paper."
Don't mess with us old people ! We have this get even thing to deal with!


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