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(10) You might be an air gunner if - your group photos do not include people.
(9) you might be an air gunner if - your magazines do not contain words.
(8) you might be an air gunner if - your PAL is not your childhood buddy.
(7) you might be an air gunner if - your mind thinks silhouettes at the mention of; ram,pig ,turkey.....
(6) you might be an air gunner if - your aware that regulated means more consistent shots
(5) you might be an air gunner if - your aware that sub 12 FPE is legal limit in Britain
(4) you might be an air gunner if - your stock is ; wood, laminate or synthetic
(3) you might be an air gunner if - your toy is powered by; gas ram ,spring, Co2, or PCP
(2) you might be an air gunner if - your idea of numbers look like this; .177 , .20 , .22 , .25 , .30,..
(1) you might be an air gunner if - your still reading this

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You might be an air gunner if you shoot your airguns more often than your powder burners, and you own more powder burners than airguns.
You might be an air gunner if you consider wind a problem on the 50 meter range.

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Well done. CBS!
1,4, and 8-10 are especially good.

Here's a few (I'm sure some will get a "Boo!")
... you mean something entirely different when you say, "get the lead out."
... the only "10s" you notice are on paper.
... your bank account is not the only thing that's zeroed.
(This is fun )
... you know nothing about carpentry, but you've got a dozen hammers.
... your forearms are mostly wood or plastic
... you often do things just to trigger a response.
... you find yourself over a barrel a lot in your life.
... you know crosshairs are not mad rabbits
... even before Covid-19 closed the bars, you've always done shots in groups of no more than five.
... your range is not a Kenmore.
... you're flat broke but you need to buy a safe.

You get nervous when you have less than 10,000 pellets on hand

You bought guns because
- It can share pellets with another gun
- It can share magazines with another gun

Your right this is fun and funny. Come on guys lets here yours you might be an air gunner if statements. maybe if someone knows how to do it after we get enough we can vote for a new top ten list.
Here is one more. your shoe box is not for shoes never was and never will be.

Going to the club... It's not what you think

you might be an air gunner if;

you know that Relum Telly is not an alcoholic beverage

you have lead gray finger tips

you do not have enough time to shoot the airguns you have, but want to buy more

you know that "artillery hold" is not a cease fire in the middle east

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Can empty space really exist ?

Good ones, everyone, especially rick's.
"You might be an air gunner if you shoot your airguns more often than your powder burners, and you own (a lot) more powder burners than airguns."

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Daryl

You might be an air gunner if

- you think that spending thousands on airguns make sens... because pellets are somewhat cheaper than 22lr... and you need to "save"

- When the UK announced it was leaving the EU... Your first thought was: Will it be easier to get Air-Arms and Daystate?

Or for a different twist... You know your friends are into airguns when...

- They think it's perfectly normal for an old-guy to take-out a few 22's
- You tell them you're into PCP and no-one bats an eye.

I don't normally reply to jokes section, but this one deserves a nice round of applause; now if only I could think of a good one to add.

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A field of dandelion is a target-rich environment

Or for the older folks: You got all excited when your dad asked you if you wanted to go to the city dump to look for rats...

Hay Duke your QB 78 is not your favorite foot ball quarterbacks number lol

- when you actually know what “<” and “>” in front of 500 means.

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