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 Post subject: Snow?
PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 2:16 pm 
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It snowed last night......
We received about 2 inches of snow and ...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:25 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:30 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.
8:40 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:45 - The transgender man--woman--person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:55 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures.
9:05 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
9:15 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.
9:20 - Then accused of using a black face on the snowperson.
9:27 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.
9:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
9:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
9:48 - The neighborhood 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
9:50 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist.
10:03 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
10:05 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. Later my children were taken by social services.
10:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.
10:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.
11:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because we pay attention to a bunch of snowflakes.

Not sure about this one, but?

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 Post subject: Re: Snow?
PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 4:28 pm 
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I'm now waiting for the "Apology"....

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 Post subject: Re: Snow?
PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 6:11 pm 
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moral to the story is build your snowman and who gives a :butthead: what anyone says... :wink: :D

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 Post subject: Re: Snow?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2021 4:24 am 
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Ban Daryl!
(he he he)


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 Post subject: Re: Snow?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2021 2:06 pm 
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Could you be more explicit - exactly what time was your complaint?
:lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Snow?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2021 10:28 pm 
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Sadly funny :D but it is what the world has become :cry:


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