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 Post subject: Bud the Cowboy
PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2022 1:01 pm 
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A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Alberta when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver named Cliff in a Brioni? suit, Gucci? shoes, and RayBan? sunglasses, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

Bud answers, "Sure, why not?"

Cliff parks his car, whips out his Dell? notebook computer, connects it to his Apple iPhone, and surfs the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Apple iPad? that the image has been processed and the data stored.

"You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves," he says.

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a member of Parliament,” says Bud.

"Wow! That's correct," says Cliff. “But how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew the answer to. You used millions of dollars' worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are. And you’re clueless about how working people make a living – or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.”

“Now give me back my dog.”

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 Post subject: Re: Bud the Cowboy
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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:ANAL: :ANAL: :ANAL: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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