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abslayer
 Post subject: Smile for the day:
PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2022 3:43 pm 
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Smile for the day:
A 5 year old boy went to visit he grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom, while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven??"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it anytime I want. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she starting hitting the side of the TV, hoping to fix the problem..
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, and he hurried to open the door, there stood Grandma's minister....
The minister said, "Son, is your Grandma home??"
The little boy said, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging her boyfriend..."
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newlife
 Post subject: Re: Smile for the day:
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Really funny , thanks.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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