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 Post subject: Fortune
PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2023 9:32 pm 
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A man comes to the fortune teller and sits in front of the crystal ball. "I see you have two children," says the fortune teller.

"YOU believe that!" He replies. "I am a father of three."

The fortune teller smiles and answers: "YOU believe that!"

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 Post subject: Re: Fortune
PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2023 9:47 pm 
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... she's a misfortune teller. :drinkers:

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 Post subject: Re: Fortune
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We can no longer blame the iceman, postman or the milkman, who can we pin the third child on these days? Hahahaha

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 Post subject: Re: Fortune
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WoodWelder wrote:
We can no longer blame the iceman, postman or the milkman, who can we pin the third child on these days? Hahahaha

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Amazon delivery guys.

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 Post subject: Re: Fortune
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Saw an article done a couple years ago, about a door to door California State milk delivery man, now in his 80's who claimed to have fathered over 400 children. :shock:
That was quite a "root" he had. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :drinkers: cheers!

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 Post subject: Re: Fortune
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This thread has turned into a real knee slapper. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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