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MacG

Post subject: Three Old Men

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2023 10:32 pm

Joined: Sat Sep 19, 2015 9:29 am
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Location: King Twp ON

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more.? You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old?
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00.? I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30......So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."

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Daryl

Post subject: Re: Three Old Men

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2023 9:26 am

Joined: Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:35 pm
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Location: P.G. B.C.

This might be getting close to MY future. :lol:

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