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 Post subject: Counting on the fingers
PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2023 6:42 pm 
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After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough,
as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his
doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more
children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would
fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to
go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold
the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the
world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went home,
lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear
and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed
the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his
other hand.

This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, inner London,
Newcastle and anywhere in Wales.

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PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2023 7:04 pm 
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LOL~ have to agree counting is a tough job~

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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2023 11:17 am 
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:lol: :lol:

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