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Normk

Post subject: Cows

Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 7:20 pm

Joined: Sat Jul 11, 2020 5:36 pm
Posts: 819
Location: Chilliwack, BC

A dairy farmer’s cows weren’t giving as much milk as they had been, so the farmer called his local university for help. In fact, he’s so concerned that he asks for a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to come out, study his farm, and make recommendations. So the three scientists come out, spend a day looking around and taking samples, and go back. A week later, the farmer gets their three reports.

The biologist’s report discusses the ecological community of different plants that the cows are grazing on, and recommends planting additional species for a broader and more varied diet.

The chemist’s report gives a detailed analysis of the cow’s feed, and recommends certain vitamins and minerals as supplements.

The physicist’s report begins, “Consider a spherical cow in a perfect vacuum. . .”

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Dukemeister

Post subject: Re: Cows

Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 7:23 pm

Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:17 pm
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Location: Kingston, ON

No offence intended, but the punchline sucks.

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Normk

Post subject: Re: Cows

Posted: Thu May 25, 2023 11:30 pm

Joined: Sat Jul 11, 2020 5:36 pm
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Location: Chilliwack, BC

Dukemeister wrote:

No offence intended, but the punchline sucks.

He was under no pressure.

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MacG

Post subject: Re: Cows

Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 11:40 am

Joined: Sat Sep 19, 2015 9:29 am
Posts: 308
Location: King Twp ON

Naw, it still sucks

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