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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 8:40 pm

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Location: Chilliwack, BC

A husband and wife were mad on golf. One day the wife asked her husband, “If I died, would you remarry?”

The husband thought and replied, “I may do.”

The wife then said, “But if you did, would you live in the house we have spent our whole marriage together?”

The husband thought and replied, “We may do.”

The wife said, “But if you did, would you sleep in our marriage bed that we have shared for so many years?”

The husband thought and replied, “We may do.”

Once more, the wife said, “But if you did, would she use my golf clubs?”

The husband replied, “No, she is left-handed.”

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