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Normk

Post subject: Smokes

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2023 10:31 pm

Joined: Sat Jul 11, 2020 5:36 pm
Posts: 819
Location: Chilliwack, BC

Two old ladies are sitting at a bus stop, smoking. It begins to rain, and one old lady pulls out a condom, stretches it out, snips the tip off, and puts it over her cigarette so she can smoke without her cigarette getting damp. The other old lady thinks that it is a nifty trick and asks her what she put over her cigarette. The lady replies that it is a condom and that you can buy them at a pharmacy. The 2nd old lady thanks her and makes a note to pick one up when she gets her prescription filled later that week.

Sure enough, a few days later she enters the pharmacy, goes up to the young man working the counter, and says “Young man, I would like to buy a condom please”. The young man is taken aback by her advanced age, and replies “Wow. Good for you! No one has ever asked me for help with that before… um. What size do you need?” The old woman pauses, then replies “I need one that will fit a camel”.

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YepYep

Post subject: Re: Smokes

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2023 5:30 am

Joined: Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:01 pm
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Location: GTA, ON

Young man : "seriously??"

LOL~

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WoodWelder

Post subject: Re: Smokes

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2023 5:02 pm

Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2023 4:05 pm
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I wonder how many of the younger crowd would even get this joke. Camel brand have become unknown these days? :wink:

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YepYep

Post subject: Re: Smokes

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2023 7:04 pm

Joined: Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:01 pm
Posts: 5158
Location: GTA, ON

Since the governments banned all cigarette Ads, cigarettes are only known to smokers??

I don't smoke... Maybe 30 years ago I smoked for a short while in school then gave it up... So what I still remember are Camel, Marlboro, Player, the Seven something....

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YepYep

Post subject: Re: Smokes

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2023 7:05 pm

Joined: Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:01 pm
Posts: 5158
Location: GTA, ON

Oh... How can I forgot 555~

I am a rally fans and love Subaru~

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