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Three dead guys walked up to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter says, “Welcome to Heaven. We only have one rule: Don’t step on a duck.” The three men were clueless as to what Peter meant until the gates swung open, and they saw Heaven was full of ducks, everywhere!

The first guy didn’t last a day. QUACK! He stepped on a duck. An angel came up to him accompanied by the UGLIEST woman he’d ever seen. “We warned you about stepping on ducks. Now this woman will be your wife for all eternity.”


The other two were paralyzed with fear and walked very carefully. You guessed it, about a month later, QUACK! Here came that angel with another hideous woman, and this one had bad breath. “We warned you. Your wife…forever!”


The last guy decided he’d have to shuffle his feet for all eternity, and it worked. He scraped his feet on the ground wherever he walked, and went a whole year without stepping on a duck. Then one day the angel came up to him with a GORGEOUS woman, pronounced her his wife, and left.


He figured she had to be his reward for going a year without stepping on a duck. He winked at her and said, “How ya doin’ sweetheart?” She shook her head sadly and said, “Not too good. I just stepped on a duck!”

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Slavia 618 .177
Webley Senior .22
Jelly SUPER 4.5 mm
Webley Viscount .177
Kral Mega Marine Walnut .22
Artemis PP750 .22
FX Streamline .22 walnut
FX Streamline .22 composite
FX Dynamic 500 .22

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Best Wishes
Daryl

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4.5mm
To many and not enough.

6mm
Not enough and to many.

No fowl language from you, Daryl.

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Slavia 618 .177
Webley Senior .22
Jelly SUPER 4.5 mm
Webley Viscount .177
Kral Mega Marine Walnut .22
Artemis PP750 .22
FX Streamline .22 walnut
FX Streamline .22 composite
FX Dynamic 500 .22