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Arizona bikers were riding South on the US-93 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Hoover Dam Bridge. So they stopped:

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the state trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says. "Hey Baby, whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully. "I'm going to commit suicide!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked. "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe, why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finish, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper and then says. "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing like a girl."

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Slavia 618 .177
Webley Senior .22
Jelly SUPER 4.5 mm
Webley Viscount .177
Kral Mega Marine Walnut .22
Artemis PP750 .22
FX Streamline .22 walnut
FX Streamline .22 composite
FX Dynamic 500 .22

An oldie but still funny!

O M G !

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Best Wishes
Daryl

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4.5mm
To many and not enough.

6mm
Not enough and to many.