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MacG

Post subject: Why women needs a husband

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2023 5:40 pm

Joined: Sat Sep 19, 2015 9:29 am
Posts: 306
Location: King Twp ON

A Woman goes to a Psychologist and complains: I don't want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self sufficient. I don't need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What do I do?
Psychologist replied : You, undoubtedly will achieve great things in life. But some things inevitably will not go the way you want. Some things will go wrong. Sometimes you will fail. Sometimes your plans won't work. Sometimes your wishes will not be fulfilled. Then who will you blame? Will you blame Yourself?
Woman: NO!!!
Psychologist: Yes? That's why you need a Husband!

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Penage Guy

Post subject: Re: Why women needs a husband

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2023 8:46 am

Joined: Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:54 pm
Posts: 2479
Location: Northeastern Ontario

That reminds me of something Jed Clampett (The Beverly Hillbillies) said. "A man needs a wife. There's lots of things he can't blame on the government."

He also had this observation: "A widow is sure to want to marry again. She knows all about men, and the only man who knows all about her is dead."

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