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MacG

Post subject: Cremated Husband

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:29 pm

Joined: Sat Sep 19, 2015 9:29 am
Posts: 306
Location: King Twp ON

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.

Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him...."Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"

She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!"

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abslayer

Post subject: Re: Cremated Husband

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2024 9:51 am

Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2014 3:26 pm
Posts: 841
Location: Alberta

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Twiggy

Post subject: Re: Cremated Husband

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2024 10:04 am

Joined: Sun Dec 16, 2018 1:52 am
Posts: 374
Location: Niagara Falls, Canada

Funny, but not sure if it'd be allowed to stay up.

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