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Author: | scruffie [ Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:59 pm ] |
Post subject: | Biker Blondes |
Attachment: An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
Author: | blade57 [ Sun Jul 22, 2012 10:50 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Biker Blondes |
That is too funny |
Author: | waelo [ Sun Jul 22, 2012 12:13 pm ] |
Post subject: | Sv: Biker Blondes |
Haha! Seems like a Swedish bar... |
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