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Author:  blade57 [ Thu Nov 26, 2015 9:45 am ]
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Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office, but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.'
The girl looked at him and then said, 'NO.'

Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.

She called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'

She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend's call.

Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened?'

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!'

Management lesson:

Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

Author:  wllm995 [ Thu Nov 26, 2015 1:19 pm ]
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:lol: :lol:

Author:  Ace [ Thu Nov 26, 2015 5:05 pm ]
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8) :lol:

Author:  tazz [ Thu Nov 26, 2015 5:44 pm ]
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:butthead:

Author:  megiddo65 [ Thu Nov 26, 2015 8:52 pm ]
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Chalk one up for good ole Eddie!! :lol:

Author:  Plinkercases [ Thu Nov 26, 2015 9:50 pm ]
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Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are just glad to see me?

Good one thanks.

Author:  Handyguy [ Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:38 pm ]
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Eddie definitely got his money's worth.

Author:  Joshua666 [ Tue Aug 27, 2019 7:20 am ]
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You should date first !

Author:  rsterne [ Tue Aug 27, 2019 9:56 am ]
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and now you know why they used to call him "Fast Eddie".... :roll:

Bob

Author:  YepYep [ Tue Aug 27, 2019 2:36 pm ]
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Reminds me to go to the bank for some changes~ [emoji38]

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Author:  Avianmanor [ Fri Aug 30, 2019 6:06 pm ]
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"Eddie, are you kidding!"

Frank Zappa. circa 1070

Gotta share this one with my coworkers!

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