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blade57
 Post subject: Surgery (Adult Content)
PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 1:22 pm 
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A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.

You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the
accident and we couldn't find it.

The man groans, but the doctor goes on,
"You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis.

They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 a inch

The man perks up.
"So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want.
But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife.

If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out.
If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed.
It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."

The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"

"Yes I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you make a decision?"

"Yes" says the man.

"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting granite counter tops."

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:lol: :lol:

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57scott
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Didn't see that one coming...

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57scott wrote:
Didn't see that one coming...


:lol: He should have... (seen it coming, that is). :mrgreen:
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Daryl
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hahahahahahahaha - totally expected :drinkers:

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Good one!
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So thaats why i got a linoleum counter top :cry:

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Handyguy
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Anyone who has been married for any length of time would have guessed the ending in a heartbeat.

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Daryl
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REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

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Handyguy wrote:
Anyone who has been married for any length of time would have guessed the ending in a heartbeat.
Daryl wrote:
REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL


double REALLY!!!!!......not trying to sound full of myself but I don't have that problem..... 8)

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Ace, have you seen the new Barbie?
http://time.com/barbie-new-body-cover-story/
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Ace, have you seen the new Barbie?
http://time.com/barbie-new-body-cover-story/


Three styles now! Poor Ken has to put up with three of those bitches now!

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Kim Kardashian I-need-two-chairs-booty Barbie
Taylor Swift over-six-feet-tall-barely-there-booty Barbie
Fergie bubble-booty-Barbie

Can't wait to see what they come up with next. I would venture to guess, but that would probably land me in the CAF doghouse......again.

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rrdstarr wrote:
peterdulux wrote:
Ace, have you seen the new Barbie?
http://time.com/barbie-new-body-cover-story/


Three styles now! Poor Ken has to put up with three of those bitches now!


:P Skip the pix, porn hounds, and read the story. This may be what feminism is all about, and you heard it first from Mattel. Meanwhile, Ken, picture-perfect resemblance of all males in the universe, is still awaiting accessory concept upgrades: Hipster hair replacements; Long Dong Shlong extensions, You-get-fat-but-I cannot pot belly enhancers, and WTF-but-I wish-you-luck balls.

I'm sure I haven't spoken for all Kens in the world. :mrgreen:
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Edmonton<500 wrote:
rrdstarr wrote:
peterdulux wrote:
Ace, have you seen the new Barbie?
http://time.com/barbie-new-body-cover-story/


Three styles now! Poor Ken has to put up with three of those bitches now!


:P Skip the pix, porn hounds, and read the story. This may be what feminism is all about, and you heard it first from Mattel. Meanwhile, Ken, picture-perfect resemblance of all males in the universe, is still awaiting accessory concept upgrades: Hipster hair replacements; Long Dong Shlong extensions, You-get-fat-but-I cannot pot belly enhancers, and WTF-but-I wish-you-luck balls.

I'm sure I haven't spoken for all Kens in the world. :mrgreen:


Who cares, MGTOW is gaining momentum. We'll have total segregation in no time.

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